Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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