she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
kristin has been a bad kristin
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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