I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Let's get the cat blown out
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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