so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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