Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
