it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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