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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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