I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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