is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Your cock deserves a montage
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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