"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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