8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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