Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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