In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Randomize