Absence makes the cock grow harder.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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