Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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