Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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