508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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