i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Is Oprah even human
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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