all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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