i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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