hotel room ftw
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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