idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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