Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
someone owes me an orgasm
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Randomize
