I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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