Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize