I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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