i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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