Plan B is the new Plan A
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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