You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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