At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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