It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Randomize
