How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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