yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
