omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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