I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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