On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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