Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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