Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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