She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I need a beard to bite.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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