Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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