umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I've blown a few things in my day
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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