If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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