Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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