is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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