This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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