I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
