Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
