I don't think brook has ever known best
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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