It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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