Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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