i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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