remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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