i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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